Shemua Shedap

What a waste eh ?

It took us a month to lose 2kg

But

We gained double of that kg

In one day

Oh geretttttttt -_-

AND

This is just the beginning of it

Today , we had

Baked Macaroni

Spaghetti

Laksa Penang

Laksa Johor

Brownies

Ketupat

Kuah kacang

Lemang

MHMMMMMMMM the pleasureeee

: )

In Denial

I want to tell you a story

First , please have a sit
PLEASE

Bcs this story Im abt to tell you
Might cause some heart attacks / broken butt
Or your eyes might even go b l i n d by the end of this post
Hahaha
NO , ITS NOT FUNNY

Haha ok
Lets start this post

I cant seem to remember how I looked like for the past year(s)
I do but just the little bits of it

I cant imagine how fat and chubby I was
Yes ,
FAT AND CHUBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Not that Im so skinny now
But I can see how much differences there was

HAHAHAHAHA

I bet
You'll think the same as I did





I knowwwwwwwww
I ate a lotttttt
So fattttttttt
So chubbyyy
So montelllll

Want to add some more ? Hah


My very own 'sw33tgUrlzz' year



My dad is so lame too
I know
Hahahaha


Hahaha that hair reminded me of the my first day
Orientation day
Went to the school
But no one knows me
Staring at me weirdly
With the pinafore I had on
Hahahahaha

Even Nadira stares at me weirdly
Stupid , isnt she ?

And Loga even warned me not to go to school with that hair
Not even in school yet ,
I got a warning from that teacher
Hahah


Im speechless

Yes , very speechless


I've been to their convocation day

I HATE THAT PINK TEDDY
So -------------------



I eeeeaaaattttt a lottttttttttttttttt
I've been warned
But never listened



What abt Raya Years ?
( Erghhh , frgt abt it )


'04
'05


'06
'07
'o8



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sumpah every year berbezaaaaaaaa
Hahah mcm banganggg -_-



Aaaaa , this is '07
Homaigod , fringe potong sendiri
Yg mcm bodoh


Ni tak hingat bila ,
'07 kot ?
Eh 8 kot
Tahhhhhhhh
Tak tak 7 hahaha



Hahahah masa form 1
Serioussssssssssssly ?
THAT FUGLY ?


Ni pn ,
Gedik nak mampus



NI LAGI LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nak kena bunuhhhhh
Ni drjh 6
Haha
"Syanad"'s year
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


I told youuuuu ,
Im a monster when it comes to spaghetti(s)
Especially carbonara
Hahaha
Drjh 5 tuuuuu


Anthr sw3eTgUrrlzzzz memory
Hahah
Dulu suka sngt tngkp gamba dgn lutut
Idk whyyyyyyyyy



Si buruk pada tgh malam
Hahahah


Buruknya Nadiaaaaaa
Hahaha
Dah la comot
-_-
Disasterrrzz


Thts my old cat
Dah mati


Birthday mama ke apa tah ?
BAPAK HORROR : O



Ni last year
Poyo ok


Ni pn last year
Hahahah
Babah punya glasses masa muda
And when I asked him
He was all like "Eehhh , sape punya tu ? Teruk btl rupa"

Hahah annyg
Tak seda ke dr dulu ?
Phishhh -_-


Well
This year doesnt look any better
I looked all the same
FAT AND FUGLYY

Please , I dnt want that chubby statement on me
Hahahahahaha
Am I in denial ?

Whtvr

" I really can accept insults "

I mean it
: )

But some are just a little bit too much

Yes , my forehead is wide ?
Yes , my head is a little too big
Yes , I do have bald spots
Yes , I sometimes act a little like a retard
Yes , Im not that smart
Yes , Im that short
Yes , I laugh weirdly
Yes , my skin is so grosssssss

I can accept all that
But still ,
Being a girl ,
Not all insults can be digested properly

I know you wont get me
You never do

Well people ,
Goodbye for now

XXXOOXOXOXOXOX
KISSHYYY KISSHYYYY MUAHHHXXXZZZ : O

When It Strikes

Isnt it stupid ?
Yesterday ,
You were like so obsessed
Observing his every move
Even to every single girl he would talk to

But

When tomorrow ,
He comes searching for you
He was like an ignorant

And the next thing we know
You're obsessing for another guy

Stupid , isnt it ?


: O

Slightly

Someone asked me
"Would it be possible to fall for your bestfriend ?"

I was like
"Aaaaaaaaaa ?"
Hahahah


Honestly saying
I dont know

It might be possible
BUT ITS IMPOSSIBLE (!)

I think its possible
But its gonna feel so weird
So avoid it

If you can

Wawancara

Which do you prefer ?

A) Long Distance Relationship, or
B) Long Term Relationship ?


I'd sayyyyyyyyy = A
Hahaha

I dont like long term thingy -_-


What do you mean by long distance relationship , exactly ?

I'd sayyy ,
Its when you're in a relationship with a person who's on boarding schl
Smwhr in Kelantan , Kedah , Thailand or they're living out of KL
And its hard for them to see each other that often
I'd prefer long distance rltnshp more bcs I dnt like having to see him almost evryday or week , for me , it'll get boring lagi lagi kalau laki tu dah mmg boring ?
And I like the fact that its hard to contact each other
Hahah ok ok tak -_-----


And what abt long term relationship ?

Aaaa , mcm cpl dgn laki tu sampai lebam ? -_- 2 to 3 years ? 5 years max ?
I dnt knw , I just knw that I dnt like it ,
Bcs basically , you'll be messaging the same guy evry nght talking abt ,
Mainly the same topic evry day
And the best part when it gets boring is , you tend to search for the reason to start a fight ,
to start breaking hearts , I know , its boring
Dnt you think its boring sticking to one guy for more than a year ?
I mean , no offense but ,
For me , it is boringggggggggg , unless Im married to him , yes
Helloooo , we're teenagers ,
Experience evrythng now , bfr its toooo late
And if its too late , you'll be old and drooling watching over your daughter's hot boyfriend
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and starts to think
"Why did I chose ---- ? WHYYYY ?! He's FUGLAYYHHH (!)"

It Helps (!)

Ok
This might be the lamest post I'll ever post
Butttttttt

If you think you're arnd the age of 15 to 17
Click it ;
http://koleksisoalan.blogspot.com

You'll thank me for this
One day
Even if you're still laughing of my lame-ness
ASSHOLE

I Mean No Harm ?

I dont know why I hate them , but I just do

You can ask that Chicken Whore too ,
She hates them as well


They're like bitchier than the bitches we already have in school
I meannnnnnnnn , like seriously
One glance on their faces ,
You'll know right away that they're bitches

OK OK
I might be overly exaggerating everything

Do you know the kind who dresses bitchily for nothing ?
Who wants to show every skin they've got ?
Well , thats them
A guy commented on her boobs , he said it looks bigger
And all she's got to say is "Nortiinnyew uuu niew ..... huahuahua"

I mean ,
For god's sake (!)
And you go blaming the guy if he takes advantage on you ?
Sick minded people -_-

I dont care if they wear short shorts
Or sleeveless shirts or whtvr

But taking I-think-Im-hot-and-sexy pictures
And posting it on myspace
-_- No wayyy man ,

Hahahahha


Im ok having them arnd
But just for the first few weeks

The hate suddenly overflowed
HAHAHAHA

Can you imagine someone not hating you when
You're new and rolled your eyes when someone smiles at you ?
Hahahaha
I can


XOXO bitches

SICKO

I remember people saying Im strong when I cried so bad
Now ,
Im starting to believe what they said
I think its true
I am strong
Hahahahahahahahahaha

Maybe I am

Remember abt that guy ?
The one that made me cry ?
NOOOOOO , not that one
Ohhh nvr mind

// But if you know
I've moved on
Like totally forgetting evrythng
Putting evrythng away
YES
Hahaha



Do you know whats yr resolution this year ?
Well I do ,
I mean not yours but mine
Haha

I want to be the person my parents wants me to be

Well
They dont want me to have any relationship(s)
Not before I passed my SPM

Haha well I agreeeeee
I want to have memories that I'll look on to for the next 10 years ahead
I want to have all the fun
I want to know everyone
I want to include my bestfriend(S) in my every moment of life

I dont want to have relationship
Because I think its wasting my time
And it'll make me regret later on

Do you know why they have relationships ?
I mean , do you know whats the reason they gave ?

They said that by doing this
By having this relationship(s)
They'll know what type of guy suits them best

WELL
Im satisfied with the relationship(s) that I had
And I think I know exactly what type of guy suits me best

Hahahahhaahhhahhahahahaha
Bitch -_-

One Two , You Suck (!)

I hateeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuu
Hahah


In form 1 and 2 ,
I've joined Emerald's marching team
Andddd they rock
They know how to handle us
How to train us so well that we actually won first place for it

I respect them ( the commanders ) for that : D


No , seriously


The reason Im telling all of this is bcs
Recently ,
We foolishly joined the pbsm marching team for some useless competition
We thought that it wld be fun


But it was like falling into a deep dark hell hole ,
Hahahahah ( Yes , Im exaggerating )

At first ,
It was ok

Being scolded
Being shouted
Who really cares ?

BUT

Today was sooooo out of the story
They treated us like a bunch of 10 years experienced armies
We were all girls
And a mean monster-like chif/chip

He forced us to do pumping(s)
For as many times as he likes
Evrytime we accidentally do a little mistake

And we were forced to do pumping(s)
On the tar road
With all the tiny and sharp pebbles
-_-

I can feel like the tiny stones are tearing my skin
Hahahah

Like fucking seriously ,

And the guys team are all doing it so happily
Marching with laughter
Commanded by Hong Wen

They didnt even have to do PUMPINGS OK (!)
We're girls for god's sake
And while we're doing all of this
The guys are all enjoying their moments ?
Laughing on how they suck at marching -_-
Its not funny

And I think we did thousand times better than them ok
I mean , I am positively 100% sure of that
But they treated us like ---------
Im already speechless


We got all the bruises
And the bloody pain

And what he is doing now is actually illegal
YOU SUCK (!)

I dnt care if you're like a lifesaver to Pn J or that school ,
Just dont come near us , you shitty shit baldy (!)

It'd be so much fun without him


I think basically ,
If you want us to stop whining and do as you say
What if you put us under the shade away from the sun
Just like what the St Jhn Ambulance are doing

Treat us nicely
Takyah aa over sngt sampai semua org balik nangis nangis -_-

I mean ,
Look at Emerald
We were good bcs they dnt torture us until we get sunburn
They torture us under the sun just for a little while
And then we were back under the shade

Bcs they know
That when it gets hot
And we all are sweating
We'll lose the energy
And gets all whiny


I mean ,
We wont get any better if you keep telling us to do pumping(s)

WHW

I dnt care abt not getting enough sleep
Bcs Im used to it

I dnt care abt me having eyebags that are so obvious
Bcs it will go off sooner or later

I dnt care you criticizing my work saying its not pretty
Bcs I admit it myself that it is ugly
Because I ddnt knw how to use that fucking photoshop

But hey ,
Im not a guy
Im a girl (!)
Have a little sensitivity towards me

You didnt tell me or even the group that we were sticking with that thing
First , you said that I shld search abt waves , lightning , change the logo and the name
I searched abt it
It was so hard to find the right one
That I had to ask my mum to send me a little late to school to finish it
Rather than taking the bus at 6.15

Again , I was scolded by my father
Bcs I ddnt take the bus
And that I ddnt do my work earlier
Eventhough I had
-_-

And when I came to school
You said it was fugly
I accepted the criticism
But when you copy and paste it on the other slide
And saw all the sketches and pictures are already there too
It pissed me off

Its like you've planned it all along to use the blue theme
But yet , you didnt tell any of us
You said that we shld think of a name
Change the logo

You wasted our time ,
Stayback for nothing

You shld have just told me
So that I would search for the things that you only need
Dont waste my time

I have to do something else too
Like homework(s) ? Study for mid term ?

I dnt like the way you work
Im srry
Maybe I overreacted

But Im just a little too sensitive
When it comes to this




If I would ever have to team up with you ever again ,
I wouldnt bother on doing anyfuckingthing

Angrh Cmrlg

My mum can be soooo annoying at times -_-


In the car when we were going back home
She suddenly said


M = "Yg ARSHAVINAR ke SHAVINAR tadi tu handsome betul lah"
N = "*Looking at the view outside the window ignoring her*"
M = "Yg naik pentas tadi tu laaahh"
N = "...."
M = "Yg dpt Anugerah Khas tuu (!)"
N = "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA NAMA DIA SHARVIN LAAA"
M = "(Dah malu) Alah whatever la , sama je"
N = "EEE gelinya -_- , yg adik dia tu tak handsome ?"
M = "Yg mana adik dia ?"
N = "Alaaa yg besar besar tu , angrh khas jgk"
M = "Ohhh , hmm , abg dia lg handsome (Srry Manoj , you're not sexy enough for her hahahaha)"


I am sooo speechless
Haha

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire ?

Homaigoddddddd

I have been obsessing on this one particular person

Since last week ? Or last 2 weeks ?

Hahah

Guess who ?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (!)

Its not AMITA BACHAN

(And no Hakim , his name is not Amita Belachan)
-_-

Think again ,

ITS =

SMARTTTTTTTTTTT ,

Yes , its Lady Gaga <( : O )

She is sooooo pretty ,
That I feel like killing myself
Hahahahah over

She's pretttttyyyyyyy , veryyyy pretttyyyy

SEEEEE ?(!)

Even Ne-yo wants to be pretty like her too

Hahahah

I love her voiceeeee ,
I love her , I love her
Hahahahaha
I sound like a total lesbo now -_-

She looks even better than Paris Hilton
Agree ?
Haha

She's got a good fashion sense too
Yes ,

Do you believe it if they say that she's actually a man ?
I think I can believe it
Since that Megan Fox thingy
Hahah

Shes so cool
Haha
I like it when she used that electronic goggle stuff
Ok fine
It doesnt even make any sense

And the fact that she doesnt like to wear pants
She's so sexxyyyyyyyyyy
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Ok annyg

I love this one the most
I love her eyes

Did she had a nose job ?
Thats what people said
But whatever
Her nose is so sexy too
Hahahahah

This looks a lil bit like a slut
But shes still the best
Haha
I love the fact that she doesnt lip sync
And her voice still sounds the same on radio and on live performance
Not like Avril ( Sorry Nadira -_- HAHAHA )

They say that shes a lesbian too ?
Maybe bcs once , she was a male
So skrg mcm confuse
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sometimes she even looks like Christina Aguilera
Buttttttttttt
She's better , ofcourse -_-

I LOVE THIS ONE TOO (!)
Hahaha
She is so going to be my idol for life : O
Shes so coooolllllll hahaha

I would like to have her voice man ,
Her voice is so cekciiiih ,
Hahahahah
Seriously
Look at her tummmmmmmyyyyyyyyy
Jelesiiiiii straikss * HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GELI LA BODOH

XOXO Lady Gagaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Hahahah

No Offense

Ok
I know
This is such a bad feeling

But
But
But

I hate herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I dnt knw why
But I just do -_-

F1 and brother

Im participating in a Formula 1 Competition

With Hong Wen , Nadira , Zureen and Nazreen



AND IM THE GRAPHIC DESIGNER
AND I DONT KNOW A FUCK ON WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO (!)

Im sorry ,
Im dead bored
I camwhore-d a few minutes ago

I know
Dont look at me like that (!)




Im so tireddddddddd
Tomorrow will be more tiring

Bcs there will be

School
And then stay back until 4 for that F1 thing
Go back home , 5.30 history tuition with Amir
Until 7
Rest rest ,
9 until 10
Chemistry class with Razazu

MAAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIII : (

I dont feel like studying anymoreeeeeeeeeeee
I DONT LIKE IT
I HATE IT



OK OK
Dont give me that look
You make me feel so bad




Hahahahah
OK IM OFFICIALLY THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON IN THE WORLD



Heheheheh
I want to be as fair as this
Dont I look like a vampire to you ?
Hahahahahah



My brother sent us a picture of him
He's currently roaming around Rome
Haha ok annyg
No , he's annyg-er
Bcs he gets to travel eventhough he's sitting for an exam in 2 weeks time
Arse holeeeeeeeee -_-
Oh so the picture ,
Hahah
Mama said that his face looks thinner
I dont think so
Its just bcs he's doing the pout -_-




Seeeeee ,
My face looks thinner right ?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk tak : (


Fineeeeeeee ,
Atleast Nadira thinks that this is sexy
Hahahahahahahahahah