Memoirs of Raya

We were preparing foods untuk guests dari mana tah
When sudd, door bell bunyik quite a few times (annoyance)
My cousins (the small ones) and I took a glance out of the window
We saw some bratty kids begging some money from house to house
( give us a chance to enjoy the day first la bodoh )
With pity , we gave them RM2 and we said that they should share it amongst them
When the smallest little F kid of the group of beggars showed us the middle finger
*Psuhhh, psuhh*

WTF? I 'accidentally' said it out the word "bodoh, mak tak ajar syukur ke"
My cousins said smthng abt to appreciate things and all
Aku jeling kakak kakak diorg yg baya aku ,
* BODOH, adik tunjuk fuck, kakak buat tktau *
And they look annoyed and gave me the look back
Aku terus masuk tutup pintu

Out of my suprise, they throw the money back in
And one of my cousin ran out and said
"Jgn buang rezeki la babi!"
And were scolded by Mak Yang
Hahah
But she agreed tht what they done is Terrible,
There there little ones.

Raya - ing

This is sad



We had a very dull 'raya' this year ( I guess so )
I woke up late , well not the last though
I skipped breakfast , I didnt go to the raya prayers as I was hvng my permpuaness masalahness
: D
Watch craps on the tv with Imon and Juo
Yet just then , we realise that the people who works on tv that day
' accidentally missed raya prayers ' ( they suck )

We went to my late grandfather's grave , and holy prittt , there were so many yummies there : ) We were blessed : D haha
Imon and I saw this one guy in black baju melayu which is not verry veryyy far from us : O
We had our eyes in tht guy , * lamaaa sngaaattt *
After reciting Yasin and prayers , we head back to the house
Very Very Very Lame
Bcs we had Mak Lang's family early pagi raya ( kacau je ! )
And next few minutes , Pak Yang's brother came ( Idk why )

Our minds were like
" Bila kita nk salam raya ? "
" Asal diorg tak balik ? "
" Duit raya bila nk kasi ? "

Then only we had our family sessions
Very Cool though ,
As Im growing older , I get more money

We chatted with my brother on the laptop
He phoned us , and we were web caming each other
My brother cried ( diorg ckp , tp aku tk lihat )

After hving the photography sessions ,
Pak Yong said "Alright , pack up pack up ! Jom cpt"
We were like ' : O '
"Awalnyaaaa"
But then they go

Sayings

I hv to choose my own route of life ,

I dnt cheat ,
I dnt steal ,
I dnt copy ,

Everyone may seem different ,
but who knows wht they're like ,
They may be rich ,
but doesnt mean they're rude ,
They may be poor ,
but tht wont make them a robber.

People talk a lot ,
Talk abt love , life , and even tomorrow

They never try to understand fate ,
fate that makes our life now ,
fate that is fixed
They can never repair it though.

Sadness strikes , they cry , depression , mood swings
And happy , they laugh , talk , share the joy with friends

They never said thanks to what had happnd
Even in bad or good ways .

"Alhmdulillah"

For my life , : )

KLCC

Chilling at Chilis , - Elydia's sayings

Today was fun : )

Tadi ada ,

myself , Cik Mastina
Amanda , Fatihin
Elydia , Ayiesha
Nadira , Kama
Faliq , Zul
Ain , Elena

Celebrate brthdy Ayiesha dkt Chilis
Coolies
haha , it was hilarious
We bought 'chocolate indulgence' fr her
and wrote

" Hey Ah Sei Ya ,
Hppy Brthday Zul's Hyper : ) ,
You're tuaaa "

Haha , so , we bought the cake to chilis at 6 ,
we told them to take it out at 730
And so , after hving delicious buka puasa ,
haha with shock , kuat gilaaa , diorg (chili's staffs) nyanyi 'hppy brthday'
kitorang semua mcm "Omg , (gelakgelak)"
Ayiesha malu malu , haha
Then diorg nyanyi aa

= Hppy brthday to u
Hppy brthday to uuu ,
Hppy brthday to Ahh ** diam kejap ** Yaaa
Hppy brthday to uuu

Semua dekat meja tuu gelakgelak dnga "Ahh Yaa"
HAHA
Sumpah bodoh ok ,
Kitorang mcm "sape Ah Ya ? Omg salah meja"
haha , bngok gilaa

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Cikgu mastina lawak gilaa , haha
Kitorang (saya , cikgu , amanda) duduk dkt food court tuu
then , I was bored , tgk le org lalu lalang
then , there's this one guy ,
pandang dr escalator
then snyum snyum , freak gilaaa
haha aku mcm "ee tgk laki kat escalator cpt cpt !"
pastu cikgu tgk laa ,
laki tu snyum snyum
mcm nk rogoll , pastu babai kat aku
pastu semua mcm "EEE"
bongok gilaaa

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We were ordering the cake
so so , cikgu mastina , fthn , amnda , ndr
semua duduk dkt meja blkg aku
pastu , ada this two guys dtg sblh
ordering the same cakes
Then mcm , pndng aa (nk usha hot tak haha)
tht guy mcm senyumm , then pndng je
aku mcm takut aa , terus pndng dpn
haha , tapi HOTT
haha , suara dia , perghh kalah Q
hahah : D
ndr amnda fthn semua kata hot
pastu kitorang suruh cikgu observe
then cikgu pndng ,
"Erghh , gay boyyy"
hahah , kitorang semua mcm
"Omg cikguuu , (gelakgelak)"
then laki tu asyik pndng jeeee ,
Ish hot stuff ,
HAHA : )

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Masa nk bayar , I looked to the left ,
I saw a guy ,
'familiar familiar , think think ,'
"Fashli" , Ayiesha's Ex
I turn and was like "Korangggg ! Fashli kot ! Tu tu !"
Fatihin ; "manaaa ? mana ?"
Amnda ; "Fashli mana plk ?"
Ndr ; "Ee ye ke ? Mana ?!"
Obviously , the way we looked at him
and bising-ing , he noticed
pastu semua still pndng ,
bdh gila

Fthn mcm "bkn laa , bkn fashliiii"
Nadia "ye laa , yee"
Fthn "Lain laa , "
Nadia "Mcm awk pnh nmpk fashli bfr this ? *aku pn tk pnh* : D "
Fthn "*Annoyed face*"

Then semua excluding cik mastina ,
Jln sebelah Fashli , nk tgk btl ke tak
Then , kakak dia pndng mcm apa je
Pastu diorg kecoh kecoh "Ayiesha ayiesha ,,, ayieshhaaa"

Ndr "Bkn bkn , bkn fashli , dia tk pndng bila kita ckp nama ayiesha"
Fthn "Haa , kan da kata"
Nadia "Ee , mcm ayiesha tu sorang je dlm dunia ni"

Pusing balik ,

Fthn "Eh btl tu fashli , betul betul"

Bdh gila , br nk mngaku
ahahaha , aku jgk pndai cam org
HAHA

Then pg chilis jmpa Ayiesha ,
Ayiesha kata Fshli nmpk aku

"he noticed me bcs of my hair"
I said
"I noticed him bcs of his brthr"

Abg dia hot , haha pdn muka : D
Cikgu tk hbshbs kutuk saya
hahaha : D
Pastu ckp "Comel comel btl anak murid saya ni"
semua malu malu
okay bkn semua ,
It was only me
hahahaha : )

Nak jugak , Nak jugak : )

Im free ,

I'll be getting a new room ,
I'll be back on the track ,
I'll be continuing the book tht I wntd to write ,

HAHA ,
dreams are free

T R A PP E DD I C K

HEADLINE OF THE DAYYY =

"I saw ***** korek-ing his dick"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Losing my grip

I dnt hv much cnfidence in my life ,

I feel like I dnt deserve to be with the ppl arnd me ,
thy hv wht they wanted ,
Thyre alwys hppy ,
Good looking faces ,
I know , I dnt hv wht thyve got ,
Thts why I feel prtty much apart frm them ,
BIG dffrences ,

I feel insecure ,

I dnt knw wht to say ,
I hate to be arnd them ,
Im hideous ,
Yes ,
You can lie , its yr prblm
I always think wht theyve got to say abt me ,
I always do ,
Idk why

Insecurities makes me wonder ,

Why do we hv to be feeling tht way ,
Why do guys prefer looks over brains ,
Why ppl talks bad abt us ,
Why they have to be pretty ,
Why they smtimes want to befriend with pretty ones and leave the geeks alone ? ,
Why we need to be out of this feelings ,
Why ppl tell lies abt how we look ?

Idk , I hv no idea ,
I wish I wasnt ugly ,
I wish I wld be better than better-er

I dnt like to be left out different ( in a bad wayyy )

Murta*bark*

"Mamak , murtabak campur satu"
"Aya anney , campur ka ? Coming coming"

Ish kat situ bnyk gila babi lakiii
Mama pulak bkn nk teman turun
Suruh aku pg beli sorang
Pastu nk tnggu tu mcm lama kan
Aku bngok gila pg brdiri situ je
Pastu mamak tu ckp

"Duduk duluu , 5 minit lagi"
"Ok ok"

Laki semua mcm pndng pndng
malu gila
Tktau nk bt apa
Keluar kan phn la bt bt msg
haha mls nk lyn
Pastu ada squid noises
Aku pndng depan kiri kanan
Tgktgk ada laki tu snym
EE gross

Pndng bawah balik , bt tktau
*Tp kawan dia hot*
Haha
Pastu ada bunyik lagi
pndng ah , dua org babai ,
aku terus bgn ,
Tnya mamak

"Dah ke?"
"Baru tgh panas , tunggu aa"
"Ishh"

Lama sikit dah siap ,
terus lari pastu ada org "Eh , byee !"
Aku lari laju lg hahahaha

Bad Habits ? Not , : )

Tremendous? : )

I tend to describe the ppl I saw
Anyone

1-6 : Kids
7-12 : Annying brats
13-17 : When you feel 'Insecure' age
18-30 : I dnt care
31-50 : Hormat aah : )
51-mati : Speechless

I would say =

"ee buruknyaaa prmpn tuu , mcm strippy"
"gross kot , bkn hndsme pn"
"konon je comel , ee gedik"
"rempiiit , okayy , takuttt"
"ish , buruknya , dah la bnyk jerawat batu fresh"
"tgk tetek dia , brjuntai juntai trkeluaa , murah gila jual"
"budak tu annying kan? mcm anak kau"
"ehh , nmpk tk laki dgn prmpn yg rabaraba atas kerusi tu? Gelinyaaa , tkde privacy lgsng"
"OMG , hndsme nyaaa"
"lawa beg diaa , tp muka dia buruk , mcm suntat"

Hehe I say lots of craps ,
and smtimes ,
Ppl hate me fr tht
haha : D
Loserr

I say saying bad things abt ppl are so cool ?
Agree ?
haha

Pole ?

"Dont let age be a factor" - Uncle Awan

I was hvng a drink with my mthr when a friend of her saw us
And hv a little chat

He asked me "What do u want to be when u grw up?"
"Pilot maybe , who knows"
Then "Pilot? Women cant be pilot ,"
"Apa pulak"
And "U'd have to be away frm yr family"
"Yea?"
Said "Maybe a friend passed away , u cldnt attend , a family is giving birth , u cldnt attnd ,
u would miss out those things"
"Hmm"
Later "And it is not suitable fr a beautiful girl like u though"
"*blshing* Ohhhh"
hahahaha


He said "Do u drive yr mother here?"
"Huh? NO?"
Next "U dnt drive?"
"*??* I never ,"
And "Wht do u mean never? When I was yr age , my father teach me how to drive"
"Cool , but she wont let me"
He looks at mama then me "I'll teach u when I hv a free time"
"Really? Okk"
Mama disagree haha
Uncle "Dnt let age be a factor"
Mama "Fine , later later lah"
Nadia "Hehehe"