Puasa Ni

Pg terawih jom mlm niiiiiii : )
Jom jom jom !

Loner Haha

Bdh gila babi hari tuuuu
Beli la ticket lrt
Nk pg balik rumah Ndr

So , kitorang ddk kat bench tepi tu
Sambil tunggu lrt ah

Tak seda ah apa aku bt
Tak seda mana tah ticket

Pastu titibe lrt dah smpai
Kitorang bangun ah
Pintu bukak
Dah masuk tu
Titibe ada kakak ni tunjuk tunjuk kat lua

Ndr dgn Fthn kata apa tau
"Aku ingt dia kenal kau"
"Mana la tau kan"

Bodoh btl
Hahah

Tgk tgk ticket aku trjatuh kat lua train
Aku klua ah cpt cpt
Titibe baru nk pusing balik
Pintu dah tutup
Ndr dgn Fthn dah kat dlm
Babi punya kawaaan -_-

Aku sedih gila
Diorg dah mcm "oh my goddd"
Org org dlm lrt mcm dah sedih tgk aku kena tinggal

Hahaha
Aku pun tunggu je ah
Titibe nmpk Flq , Zrf , Im dgn sape tah laki sakai lg sorang tu
Aku mcm bt tak tau je
Nasib baik train smpai on time
Kalau takkk ,
Aku tktau apa jadi

Si Bodoh tu : O

Sampai Pndn Indah
Diorg tgh tunggu kat lua
Gelak gelak
Babi btl

DS

HAHAHAHAHA
BESTNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -_-


Eeeeeeeeee
Rasa mcm obsession la pulakkkk : (

Takde laaa

Dia mcm comel je

He's a guy with mohawk hair
Which I love : O
And ada a very nice smelllll
Yg sngt addictive
Tak tipuuuuuuu

Haih
Comelnyaaaa

TAK SUKA PUNNNNN
Baik kau diammmmmmm !

Its A Secret

I love him
His smell is so lovelyyyyy
I swear

Tkpenah ada laki wangi mcm tu
Haih

-_-

-

I missed you

Hey

How longer shall I wait ?
Just so you know , whenever is that gonna be
I'll be there

Honestly

Train Man

Td pg Jynthi
Sekali ada anjing tido kat tepi tu
Pintu Jynthi mcm tutup and locked
So kitorang turun la balik
Takuuut gilaaaa


Call Nabil

Nadia = "Eh, hari ni ada tuition tak?"
Nabil = "Takde laaa"
Nadia = "Laa , hm ok"
Nabil = "Hekelehhh"

Aku terus letak
Annoying betul

Pastu terus pg lrt
Decided nak main train
But kali ni nak pg smpai Sentul Timur
Hah I dnt even knw where is tht place ? -_-

Tgh tunggu train
Aku , Elydia , Nadira duduk kat one bench
Fatihin kat anthr bench
Trying to be the innocent one

Pastu semua sound kitorang buat
Aku la start dulu
Buat sound babi
Pastu buat gagak la
Kitorang bising gilaaa

Pakcik makcik sblh sblh tu pandang mcm nak nangiskan
Hahaha

Pastu titibe , ada one train ni stop
Org yg bwk train tu bkk tingkap
Tnya tnya apa tah
Aku mls btl nak layannn

Dia smngt gila smpai tunggu lama gila
Org dlm train dah kena tunggu lama lama
Hahah

Pastu jumpa diary org alcoholic la dlm train
Bdh gilaa

Sampai Sentul Timur
Semua kena klua
Semua panic
Hahaha malu gila

Transfer train lg satu ,
Pembawak train dia titibe klua
Senyum mcm nak rogol

And dlm train tu
Kitorang je yg ada
Pastu Ndr dgn Elydia pg bt pole dancing
Org tu tngkp gmbaaaa

Semua panic
Takut dia masukkan dlm youtube laa

Bdh gilaaaaa

Alligator

You're avoiding me
And its obvious
Its ok
I'll be away from now

I've been trying to explain
But all you do is ignoring
And I know I hate that

There's nthng more to do
Its worth a try
But I gave up
I'll see if it heals through some time

You know ,
I've always loved you

No , it is true
Hah this is soooo not me -_-

Sometimes , I feel like killing that stupid manwhore jerk faced guy
Why do you even have to believe the stories that came from his dirty , nasty mouth ?
The least you can do is , ask me ?

I've never stated anythng to him
Not a word
I swear

He's a jerk
And you know it
Hm

Thanks for evrythng
Appreciate it : )

Evil

I've never had what I've always wanted
Instead , Im always with the people who wanted me

People always said
Marry the one that loves you
Not the one you love

But dont we feel bad when we dont feel the same way they are feeling ?
Wont we feel like something's missing ?

If they're not the one ,
Wont we love them less and less day by day ?

I know I will

Puas Hati ?

Tah aku dah tak kisah kot ?
Hm , betul lah
Td tu aku yg ckp -_-

Sumpah
Fitnah la semuaa
Aku tau yg kau tau dia tu benda yg aku plg suka this year
Sbb tu kau bt mcm tu kan ?

Tah la
Fine , aku give up
Kau menang

Kau dah bt hidup aku ni sumpah completely worthless
Takpe lah
Take the revenge

Bt semua org pcy ckp kau
Tp aku sumpah
Kau tkkn ada masa depan
Haha

Babi
Tu la kau
Sebijik

KHKHKHKH

Td sumpah kepala hotak ni pening mcm nak cabut akar akar dia
-_-


Seriously la bahbih
Pikir psl prmpn cheater tu

Idk why
But one thing for sure ,
She's worthless

For a friend or even a girlfriend
Or even for a daughter
Haha

She's a cheater
Who wants to gain A's without even going through the pain

I know what's damaging her brain
Her boyfriend
DUHH , thts the only reason

You cant blame the parents
Anak mcm tu mcm , ish , speechless


Aku senanya taktau apa dia bt kat rumah tu
Nak kata dia suka main game(s) , tak jugak
Nak kata dia slalu ada party , tak jugak
Nak kata dia ada tuition , mmg ada , tp takde effect
Tkkn msg bf bdh dia tu 24/7 ?
Pathetic kau tau tak ?

Sedih ,
Sekolah dah jumpa
Dah laaaaa ,

BELAJAR LA PULAKKKKK
Find a time for that too
Jgn la jd bodoh sngtttt

Pastu yg tuition kitorang tu
Dia bknnya nk dtg pn
Bnyk btl excuses dia
Week by week
Ada je ahhh

Tp bila soalan bocor
Dia la org yg first skali nk dapat
Dia la first skali yg nk kecohkan

Takyah la nak cheat on evrythng
Kau punya otak tu simpan apa ?
Laki bodoh tu memanjang

Hah
Kesian lahhh

Aku pn taktau bila kau nak sedar
Dr duluuu smpai skrgggg
Yg kau tau make love make love make love
Tah tah skrg pn dah tak virgiiiinn

Oops , aku pn up to date jgkkk
HAHAHAHAHA

Tlg lahhh , kau punya fashion sense aku taktau apa yg kau kata "up to date" sngt
Keling jual jajan dlm trolley tu pn ada fashion sense lg bagus

Oh mak aku tak mcm mak kau
Dia pilih baju lawa lawa bg aku try
Bknnya pilih lawa lawa untk dia sendiiri try mcm mak kauuu

Aku taktaau apa yg kau ada
Hahaha sumpah tak tipu
Tgh sedih ni
Hahaha

Srry laa
Dulu aku blh lg kata aku kwn kau
Sbb aku blh thn lg

Tp skrg
Dah tak kot ?
Mehehehe

Emo screamo tknk kwn kau
Aku pn tknk

: D

8

Whats up with all the girls ?
I mean , I know
I've been away from Myspace ( for too longggg )

Tadi diorg ni ddk la cerita
Psl gmba gmba org yg kitorang kenal
How pathetic ,
I know nothing
Hah : O

There's one similarities though ,
In their pic(s) : They show their boobies

But they don't have oneee
Face that fact (!)
Pleeeaassee ?

I know you have a fugly face
That doesnt mean people will be attracted to your boobies
Don't cross the limit people

I dont want to know what's yr favorite bra is (!)
I dont even want to know how it looks like

You're embarrassing yourself

You look dirty
From outside and inside

You're disgustinngggggg

t( " , t )

Kotak Kotak

Hari yang bodoooooh teramatt

Bgn bgn je
Mandi la apa semua
Nak siap pg Jynthi

Then pakai la baju kotak kotak ni
Hahah
Sampai sampai Jynthi
Semua dah smpai
Excpt for aku , ndr dgn fthn
So , duduk la kan

Cikgu suruh bt math punya paper
Tgh ( malu malu ) buat
Titibe pintu trbukak
Aku pusing

Fatihin Si Horny

Dia pn pakai baju kotak kotak
Tp warna merah la
Aku wrna hitam

Hahahahah
Aku dah jerit jerit
"FATIHIIIIIIIIIIN ! Bodoh laaaaaaa"

Fatihin mcm trkejut , terus pndg aku
"EEEEEE perlu keee samaaa ?!"

Nak nangis nangis dah
Dia pg dpn ambik paper

Sekali Azriq pusing
Dia ckp "Eh , hari kemeja ke apa ni ?"

Aku mcm dah malu tunduk tunduk
Hahaha bakare

-_-

Useless

I think KH is the most unnecessary subject in life ever
Well , not to me

BAKARE
Electric(s) , engine(s) , wood(s)
Leave it to the guysssss

We , women , just cook
And do our things

Hah -_-

Perghhhh

I cant stop cursing
Sbb bnyk sngt org bdh dlm dunia ni

Recently : Nampak bnyk gila bapuk murah kat tepi jalan

Sampai mak aku pun join kutuk
Hahaha

Tadi nampak bapuk ni
Mcm biasa ahh , dgn mini skirt
And tshirt

Yg pelik gila babi kan
Nmpk tau dia punya bra mcm ada lace lace warna hitam semua
( sbb pakai shirt putih )
Tp dia punya tits still nmpk ?
Tak logic langsunngggg
Dah la tajam gilaa
OK SORRY haha

Mama "Ish , pakai bra pun still nampak tits , tahpape btl"
Nadia "Cari customer kot haha"

Hari tu masa on the way nak balik rumah
Nmpk lagiiii
Rmbut obvious gila babi wig
Pastu dia punya make up gilaaaaa freaky
Skirt dia gila mini
Tetek dia gilaaa bihhgesttt
Hahahah

Pastu ada lagi last last mnth
Masa on the way nk teman mama pg mana tah
Malam la
Lalu kat jln KL tu
Gilaaa ahhhh
Bapuk tgh kena offer aaa
Bapuk mcm pakai tube dgn miniiii skirt ah
Gila bahbih cari pasal

Perogol pn tknk rogol kau tauuu
Mcm pukiiiihole

-_-

Unsealed Lips ?

Babi la perempuannnnnnn (!)
Tau tau la jaga mulut kau bahbihhhhhh

Mulut kau tu , takleh tutup skjp ke ?
Semua bnda kau nk bgtau

Congratulationsss
Kau baru bt evrythng worser
Bila semua org try nak avoid from dia dpt tau

BOFODOHFOH

Toyol Kau

Hahah
Tak tahan en kalau jumpa org yg bdgt gila babi punya high
Padahal , perghhh ---------

Hello , dulu masa single
"I dnt care , I dnt need one , Im happy living my life by myself"
Ayat tak tahaannnnn , tp bila dah cpl
"Dnt take him awayyyy from me , I need him"

Hahahahhahahaha
Butoh lu laaa
Cpl dgn laki indon tits karat nk kecoh

Dulu , bila single , bkn main rapat ah dgn kwn kau tu
Dah mcm lesbian aku tgk
Baru cpl sat , dah buang pepek karat tu jauh jauh
Ambik fresh dick plk
Tktau la se-fresh mana kan
Heh , tak tahannnn

Hypocrites -_-
They annoy me the most ,
Excluding Nadira haha

Lecture

Td pg seminarrrr
As early as 7 am
Who the fuck nk pg ?
But I did , haha

Nadira kata "pakai baju yg tutup tutup sikit tau"
Nadia "???"

Perghhhh , mmg lah best en
Hahahah nak bunuh je
Asyik menguap je keje aku
Dah la sampai 430 ,
Mmg rasa nak matiiiiiii

Pastu masa session Q&A
Fatihin suruh aku tnya "Apa nak bt kalau video games semua memanggil manggil ?"

Bodoh
Bm mmg fail
Haha

Titibe lecturer tu mcm nmpk kitorang mcm nk ckp
Pastu aku jgk kena
"Apa nk buat kan , kalau video games semua mcm , aaa , mcm , aaa , hasut kitorang untuk main ?"

BODOH GILAAAAAAA -_-
Semua dah pndng aku mcm alien
Haha babi

Pastu aku yg kena marah
Dia ckp "Kamu bak sini rumah saya , biar saya yg mainkan"
Aku dah mcm tunduk tunduk maluu
"Nak alamat rumah saya tak ?"
Semua dah gelak gelak

Malu betul
Bnyk gila kena bebel just sbb satu question
Hahah

Dia suruh disiplinkan diri ahh
Sumpah annoying
Hahah

Pastu masa balik
Aku kat lua tandas tgh tunggu diorg berak kat dlm
Titibe , ada one group of guys ni nk pg toilet
Pastu sorang tu ckp "Ha ni yg video game tu"
Yg kwn dia semua dah snyum snyum

Aku dah malu gilaa
Terus masuk toilet balik
Hahaha

Woohhh

Lee Chong Weiiiiiiiiiiiii
I love youuuuu

Hahahah ok ok
Kesian dia kalah ,
Dont give up , Im here for youuu
Hahah

Oh dgn yg lagi satu tu apa nama dia ? Li Dan ? Dan Li ?
Tak hingattt
Tp fuhhh - hot gilaaa siakk

Mcm -----
Well , some part of him
Hahah , ada masa dia nk ambik shuttle cock kat bwh tu mcm
Fuihhhh , sumpah sama
Tak tahaaaannnn n n n nnnn n

Hahaha
Babah emo gila
Jerit jerit tgk Lee Chong Wei tu

Sumpah tak tipu
Dia mcm

"Come on boy , you can do it"
"Jgn bagi dia menang"
"Yes ! Yes !"
"Dont give up ,"
"Fuihhh , cantik"

Hahahah , mama mcm "I told you , babah akan ckp sorang sorang"
Aku dah gelak gelak

Dah la aku kena pukul
Sakit gila bahbihh
Haha tak pasalllll

Otak Mana ?

You can't force someone to love you
That's bullshit
That's cruel

No , really

Takpayah la jadi bodoh sngt smpai nk paksa prmpn tu suka kauuu
Dah dia mmg tk suka laki mcm kau
Kau nk bt apa ?
Rasuah ? Bunuh ?

Stop asking "Hey , do you love me ?"

Kalau dia layan kau nak taknak
Kalau kau yg suka dia dulu
Kalau kau yg selalu sms dulu
Kalau kau ajak klua dia slalu ada alasan
Kalau start sms , dia yg slalu end it up
Kalau dia selalu ckp busy
Kalau dia malas nk reply msg kau hari hariiiiiiiiii
Kalau dia reply pn sepatah sepatah

Mmg tak la tu
Tp kalau kau ni jenis yg ego mcm - haih , speechless
Mmg la dia takut , kang kalau dia ckp tak kang , kau emo setahun
Dia jgk yg kena

Takyah laaa
Dream on ,

Kesian aa prmpn tu sikit ,
Biar ah dia pilih apa yg dia suka
Kau tu , takyah nk self-centered sngt
Pg la cari org lain yg boleh suka kauu

Jgn paksa dia jwb bnda yg dia tknk jwb
Jgn la jd bodoh

Look at how pathetic you are ,
Asking questions like that
Try asking your mother
Tah tah dia pn tak terjawab

HAHAHAHAHA
Ok Im evil ,
Im out -_-

Asshole La

Tadi masa tgh dinner
Sudd ,

Babah ckp "Bila nk pg beli baju diorg ?"

Mama "Heh ?"

I looked at her
Then to my father
Haha

Babah : "Baju raya laa"
Mama : "Ohh , nnt la"
Sibuk : "Ahhh , blh beli bnykkk ?"
Babah : "Eh no no , dah beli bnyk kat US hari tuu"
Terkejut : "Manaa adaaa , most of my money pg beli psp punya barangggggggg"
Mama : "Sape suruhhh ,"
Babah : "Hish , beli baju raya kat flea market je lah then"
Mati : "MANA BOLEHHHHH , tak cantikkkk , ada bijik bijik warna warni yg burukkkk"
Mama : "Hahah"
Babah : "Takpe , lagi meriah nak rayaaa"
Emo : "Heck yeaaa , sangat la , I dont feel like rayaaaaa"
Babah : "Kenapaaa ?"
Mama : "Pmr laa tu ,"
Jeling : "YE LAAA , and takde baju raya yg cantik"
Babah dgn Mama : "Hahaha"
Ee : "Hahhhhhhhh , takpe , lps pmr nak shopping jugakkkk k k k"

Hish , BULLSHIT
Hahah

Mama

Hahahah I didnt know she already planned evrytthhhnggg ?
Ok la , tkde la evrythng
But heck ,

Mama nak ajak pg ambik too many classes after PMR

Bye bye book(s)
Bye bye babah (!)

Hahah ok tu tak perlu -_-

Laki Jual Diri

Can you stop sms-ing ?
Mcm bodoh tauuuuuuuuuuu

And aku dah boleh hafal dah msg kau tiap hari
Sumpah tak tipu (!)

Dah la patetekkkk gila babi tits
Sedar la kau tu form 3
Pg la blaja bodohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ni takkkk
Budget bagusss

Dah aku tknk lyn
Nak bt canee ?

Kau tu sape jeeee ?
Bunuh kang babi ni !

Jgn dekat dahhh , taknakkkkkkkk
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Kau salah sorang laki yg aku letak bawah pathetic gila babi stone !
Pukimuntahikillmeeeeeee (!!!)


Sorry
Need some real time alone

BABI

Let me tell you abt my daily schedule
Masa school holidays laahhhh
Hahahah

Monday = 9.00 : Ceramah PMR
: Tuition

Tuesday = 9.00 : Tuition Science
Malam : Studyyyyyy

Wednesday = 9.00 : Tuition Maths
Malam : Studyyy

Thursday = 9.00 : Tuition Science
4.30 : Ngaji

Friday = 9.00 : Tuition Maths
Malam : Studyyyyyyy

Hahahah ok annoying
Dah dah
Dah la kena puasaaaaaaaaa ganti -_-
6 more days to go

E

Hahhhhhhhhhhhh

Creeeeeeepy crawliiiesss (!)


Butoh ah pmr ----

Hm

Its 3.15 am and I still can't sleepppppppp

-_-

Mad Man

Bodoh laaaaa
Sumpah takutttt

Few days ni mcm asyik teringat that day
This happened when I was still 6/7

We were having a family day in Kuantan
We stayed at one of the hotels
The condition of the room(s) are a bit scary
Sbb kayu semua mcm dah reput reput
When we first arrived there , it was already around night time

First thing I did was , take a shower
Bilik air dia lagi scary
Dia mcm masuk , then ada another access nk klua to the backyard
The backyard was all gloomy , tkde lampu
Penuh lumut je

Hbs mandi , yg lain pn mcm sibuk nk mandi
It was 12 o'clock masa babah sibuk tutup lampu semua
Nak tido
Bila semua org dah atas katil , baru abt 5 min(s)
Titibe ada org mcm ketuk ketuk kuat gila babi kat blkg
It was from the back door yg kena lalu bathroom tu

Babah semua trkejut ahh
Then babah pg blkg ,
This is what he said : Bila dia bukak pintu , ada this mad man , tgn dia mcm bleeding
And was holding an axe
Babah cepat cepat tutup balik pintu
Laki tu mcm terus mcm nk pecahkan pintu tu guna kapak tu

Babah lari klua kat kitorang ,
Dia cpt cpt suruh semua org klua
Yg bodoh tu , along sempat lg nak menyorok bawah katil
Masa tu org tu mcm dah jerit jerit and mcm mengamuk gila babi
I remember , I was scared as hell
I heard noises , heart beat pn laju gila babi

Bayangkan aa , boleh dnga kot dia pecah pecahkan pintu tu guna kapak
Semua mcm dah menggelabah
Terus klua lariiii i i i ii , pg bilik auntie
Auntie plk lambat bkk pintu ,
Nasib baik , kitorang sempat masuk

Called the police
Report ah semua en
Then apa jd tah
Police dpt tangkap that mad man
Aku nk lari pg tingkap tgk
But mama tak bagi

And aku bygkan muka org tu mcm
Full of mud
Bwk kapak

Yg scary tu ,
Nak tangkap dia pn
Kena letak dia kat wheel chair
Sbb apa tah

And the police told us
Yg senanya , laki tu
Gaduh dgn kawan dia
Kawan dia , tinggal kat one of the room(s) jgk
And masa tu dia dah mabuk
Sbb tu dia attack kat bilik yg salah

Lps dia mabuk tu , dia cari kapak
And dia punya aim : nak bunuh kwn dia
Sbb kawan dia bt apa tah kat dia

Scaryy , thts why Im always scared
Babah kata lps that tragedy
Aku selalu lemah smngt
Kesiaaan
Hahah : )

Rubberband

Bodoh gila tadiii
Balik tuition , head to Bangsar
Sbb ada ceramah agama

Padahal kitorang bukan denga pn
Duduk dlm bilik
Gossiping je
Haha

Titibe Kak Ila suruh beli getahh
Pastu semua klua naik kelisa pg cari getah
Dgn pakai jubah semua


1st Stop : 7 Eleven

Masuk masuk
Abg kat cashier tu mcm terkejut tau
Hahah serious mcm perompak gilaa
Jubah Iya dgn Iman dah la ada hoodie

Pastu mcm gelak gelak dlm 7e
Pastu ada sorang abg ni klua
Dia pn trkejut jgk
Dia tnya

"Ni ada persembahan ke apa ?"
Iman : "Hah ? Tak lah , ceramah agama"
O : "Alamakk haha"

Nak klua tu , abg tu ckp

"Assalamualaikummm"

Semua mcm gelak gelak je
Tp getah takde jgk tau

2nd Stop : My Mydin

Taktau ah apa bnda tmpt ni
Pastu Iya dgn Ain je turun
Dah la park kereta dpn kedai mamak au
So mcm ada family ni tgh makan makan
Sekali bapak dia mcm buat sign "Baju terkeluar" kat Anyah
Anyah mcm "Dia ckp apaaaaaaa?"
Kak Yong "Kain laaa"
Anyah "Kain kita ada kat sini laaaaa"

Bukak pintu , tgk tgk tali dia yg mcm tali langsir tu trkeluar
Aku dgn Iman dah gelak gila babi kat blkg
Sumpah maluuuuuuu

Hahahaha
Tp getah tkde jgk

3rd Stop : 7 Eleven lain

Semua turun lagii
Abg tu mcm blur gilaa
Pastu tnya ah kan ada getah ke tak
Dia mcm blur gila
Pastu panggil kawan dia klua

Tp takdeee
Masa nak klua
Kwn dia tu ckp "Lawa bajuu"

Gelak gelak lagiii
Bodoh gila

Masuk kereta ,
Abg tu mcm wave kat kitorang

Hahahaha bodoh

Uoy Kcuf

I wouldn't even forgive people like
= You
= B
= That bitch

For making me feel really low
That's an insult

And I'll remember you
No really , I will

-----

Don't ruin someone's self-esteem (!)

Lifeless

Why people always have to say such thing(s) ?
Mind their own business ,
Achieve your own goal
Takyah la nak sibuk psl aku pulakk
Aku tau apa aku buat

You dont have the right to say that
You're not even a friend of mine

I dnt need to be good in anything
I just want to be okay in evrythng

So , please
Do mind what you're saying
Mind your own fucking business

Haih , loser(s)

Nak nak naaaakkk k k k

There's so much to do
Sumpahhh tgh fikir
Hahah

I mean
Im not worrying abt PMR
Im worrying abt what I'll be doing after thattt
Hahaha

Tp serious ,
Nak mintak ulaaaaar , and iguana
And hedgehogggg haha
OK over -_-

Oh and I want that camera so baddd
Yg tangkap pastu klua terus gmba dari depan dia tuuu
But hell la kan ,
As if mama would be kind enough to buy me one : O

I WANT ITTTT

But for sure , I'll have pets in my room
Tak kiraaa apa
Excluding tabby bodoh tu
Hahah

I LOVE PET(SSSSSSSSS)
( : D )

Oh not including , guys with hot asses
Haha sempat je lagi

Then nak pegi partyyyyy
I mean , legal party la hahahah
Nak ambik guitar lesson lagiii

Mehehe , shoppinggggg <3
Grrh tu takleh lepas

Dgn nak update psp berhabuk tuuu
Sedih je tgk

Nak decorate bilik jugakkk
Beli new furniture
Nak ubah ubah
Colour colour sendiri kat dinding
Hahah

Nak keluaaaaaaar 24/7
Carik life balikkk
Yg hilang tah manaa

Sleepover(s)
Oh yeaa ,


Nak lembutttt
Hahah OK bodoh
Tp nak jugakk
Dgn Elydia ah : D

Eh lupaa , bukak myspace
Haha bodoh -_-

Tido pkl 5 pagiii , mcm selalu baliiik
Laahhh

Dol

Im so proud of myseellllfffff
Haha ok , over sngt dah

Nnt cikgu Azma tu mesti shock to deathhh
Mesti dia ckp "Nadia kamu tiru ye ?"

Hahah whtvr teacherrrr
You suck at teaching

-_- haha jahat lahhh

Hari ni , nothing much
Sbb bnyk muka mcm emo
Aku la tu
Tapi Fatihin punnnn
Aku kejap je
Hahahahah

Figure It Out

Am I the only one who feel the difference(s) ?


Nahh , maybe its because we're all getting busy
With our own things

You know
As we're getting older
There's so much to learn
Maybe our days of having fun is over ?

Maybe

Entah lah
: )

The Horn(iest) ?

Td masa jalan jalan nk turun bawah ,
Sudd ,


Ayaa : "You're the horniest fatihin"

Hin : "Apa aku pulakk , Nadia laaaa"

Ayaa : "Im the mother and I said so"

Hin : "Bodoh kau ni , dia tu bg aku tgk porn"

Nadia : "Tu movie la bodoh , bkn porn , kau yg bodohhhh"

Hin : "Sama je , movie yg ada porn"

Ayaa : "Whtvr fthn , awak still the horniest"

Hin : "WTF ?"

Nadia : "Yesss"

Hin : "Takkk , Nadia tu dah la ada cd porn"

Nadia : "Tu bukan porn la bodoh tu movieeeeee , drpd kau tu , buat porn depan depan , sampai bontot org kau nak cubit , bodoh "

* Pakcik sebelah geleng geleng kepala -_-

Nadira : "Hahah Nadia menanggg"

And bukti dia :

She walks away and ikut bontot Kiran ke sape tah
Kitorang semua

"Hey horny girllll !"
"Fatihin ! Bodoh ! Takde org lain keee ?(!)"
"Ee kesian dia , dia pn lari !"

Dia mmg mcm tu
Tktau bila dia nk sedar
Hahahaha
Yayyyy , I know she's the horniest
Hahaha
And yet , she still denies it

Oh , td I hid behind of my bus to get rid of that guy
Haha Nadira ckp dia intai intai bus cari aku
Takuuuttttttt

Sorry

Im avoiding your calls
I missed you though ,

Please know , that we're like two different species

Very

Kadang kadang aku rasa mcm nk balik org yg slalu teman aku sampai 5 pagi tu
Hmmm ?

Rindu je haha

Taik Babi

Sometimes , all I need is just a little hint

You dont expect me to follow you without directions with my eyes closed ,
Or even talk to you when you kept your silence over a book ,

Is it necessary to blame me when you're the one who's not making a move ?
And even blame the person Im with when you think you're the one who should be there ?

Have you ever think that ,
Maybe you're the one who's too slow ?
Take it seriously ,

Follow what your heart says
Dont think of the consequences
Bcs the more you think abt it
The more you will be afraid to take the risk

Take a simple step
It'll make a big difference without you realizing it

Tah ?

One thing I hate abt myself is
That I have no control of myself

I tend to make the wrong decisions
And having to realize that it is a mistake later

Im easy to pursue
Like hell seriously
I guess ,
I tend to give sympathies to people

It gave benefits to those people
But the worse mistake that'll ever happen in my life
No doubt

Kadang kadang bodoh jgk rasa
Tapi at least dia bg benefits kat org lain kan ?

IC

Tadi bodoh nak mampus
Cikgu Ade masuk , dia ckp

"Siapa takde IC pegi pejabat ehh ,"

* Ignoreee
Sumpah ingt dia tkkn seda
Titibe dia dtg

"Kamu punya IC mana ?"
"Oh lupaa"
"Pg pejabat skrg"
"Hmmm"

Terus lari lari dgn laju ke pejabat
Haha bodoh tak
Exam dah la dah start masa tu
Cikgu Nafisah tu pun lembab

Buang masa btl
Nsb baik paper 1 tak susah sngt

Hahhh , Im so tired
Hell I need to eat -_-

Nak pizzaaaa
Nak sushiiii
Nak ice creammmmm
Nak burgerrr
Nak chocolateeee
Nak cadburyyy haha
Nak nak nak nak

Dont worry
Im like this bcs Im fasting
Lepas dah bukaa , terus tknk

But stillll
I cant studyyyyyyyyyy
Hahah

Td babi btl
Bt maths paper 2 pn ada careless ,
Padahal dah bt dah soalan tu
Ni semua sbb perut kosonggg
Sedihnyaaaaa kalau tak mesti ok
Haha poyo


Oh td jmpa sabaaaa <3
Dah lama tak nmpk
Ever since ada trial
Haha , aku trpaksa beli ruler walaupn dah ada
Haih , its okayyy

Ceh

Bodoh

Longkang

Fatifuckerhin

Haha si babi ni sumpah annoying
Dia ejek aku punya post(s) dulu dulu
Diam la bodoh
At least aku punya tak se-emo kau punya dulu dulu

HAHAHA
Aku ada buktiiiiiiiiii
Ada ada ada ada

Kawan Se-brain

Hahah
Nak kenal kawan kawan bodoh yang aku selalu dgn tahun ni ?
Nak la nak la naaaakkkk laaaaa
: D

Tgk lah

Diorg lah yg aku hari hari jumpaaaaaa
Tuition jumpa sekolah jumpa balik jumpa dtg jumpa hahaha
Sumpah nk muntaaaaaaaaaaaaah
HAHAHA

Yg pakai spectacles tu horny ,
Dia ckp aku aja dia tgk porn , padaaahal
Pergh , tkyah ckp ah
Hahahah

Yg rambut serabai tu
Hahahah , kecoh habis
Tp kalau emo
Satu lrt dia ajak skali
Suka senyum lebar lebar mcm nak kasi lempang -_-

Seksa kan hidup ?
Nasib baik PMR nk dkt dah
Hahah



































Tgk gmba dah blh tau sebodoh mana diorg ni
Tak tipu kan ?
Hahaha

Road Block

Tadiiiii ada road block kat Pandan Indah
Road Block : Check seat belts , tali keledar , semua lahhh

Oleh : Nadia Nadhira Airisal , Ketua Pembangunan Negara ( HAHAHA )

Bnyk btl dohh
Aku jerit jerit sakit tekak

Ada India ni lg best
Dia naik motor
Tumpang kwn dia ah en
Pastu dia pndng aku

Aku bt la sign " pakai tali keledar "

Pastu dia tunjuk yg dia dah pakai
Pastu aku buat two thumbs up
Pastu dia pn bt baliiik
Hahaha
Cohmell

Org van , motor semua kacau kacau
Malu gilaaa
Ada yg stick tongue out laa
Haha annyg gila bahbihhhh

Pastu ada motor ni
Dua laki pakai baju melayu
Pastu dia mcm nk kacau en
Aku marah "Ha ni pun ! Tak pakai tali keledar"
Pastu dia mcm gelak gelak

Ada yg bwk motor pastu bwk bnyk gila barang ah
Aku pg jerit " Hoi terlebih muataaan tu , muatan panjang ! "
Dia malu blush blush haha

Pastu ada van ni plk
Mcm 6-7 org kot laki dlm tu
Pastu diorg mcm nk belok kanan au
Pastu ada yg kat seat blkg tu ckp apa tah kat Ndr
Aku pg jerit " Hoi terlalu ramai penunggang(!) "
Fatihin dah gelak gelak
Aku mcm "Apahal ? Btl ahhh"
Fatihin " Penunggang ? Penumpang la bodohhhhh hahaha "
Bodoh gila babi

Fatihin dgn Nadira dah malu gila
Haha duduk tepi

I Swear

He is the " fuckerzzzzz " guy I've ever known
( And regretted knowing )

Sumpah mcm show off gilaa
Bwk guitar mcm tuu
Dah la jln mcm tuuu
Hahah

I mean , why is he like that ?
Can't he be a better person ?

All of my friends doesnt like him at all


Fthn = " Dia letak kaki kat muka aku dulu , BABI "
Ndr = " Dia ckp kita tak gosok gigi "
Aysh = " Dia ckp mcm anjing "
Elyd = "*Censoreeeed"

Sumpahh , ckp skrg
Who likes him ?

I know I donttt ?

Who does he thinks he is ?
He's not perfect , I know everyone's not
Butttt , he's completely the opposite of evrythng perfect
He'll ruin evryone's life

He has got no friends

How pathetic is that ?
And yet , he still have the time to talk bad abt other people
Ckp mcm anjing la apa laa

He should buy a mirror
At least keep one in his pocket
So its easy for him to look at himself in the mirror

D : "Mcmmana prmpn blh suka dia ah ?"
N : ( terasanyaaaaa )

He's a pushy guy , you see
He'll make evrythng the way he likes it
Even if there's an option to say 'No'
He'll insist in evry way fr someone to say 'Yes'
And if you still say no
You'll know the consequences
And you'll regret on saying 'No' laterr

HAHAHA
Now you know how I suffer eh ?

: D


Dah la td lawak
Kat Maideen

Kkk Maideen : " ( tnjk aku ) Eh saya dah lama tak nmpk kamu laa "
Nadia : " Heh ? Ye keee ? Oh tah "
Kkk Maideen : " Eh betul laahh , sudah lama btlll "
Nadia : " Rindu la ehhh ? Hahahahahah "
Nadira : " Ee tlg aahhh jgn "
Kkk Maideen : " Itu la , saya tnya itu laki " Mana ahmoi ? " , dia tktau aje "
Nadia : " EEEEEE wtf ? Gelinyaaaaa , "
Kkk Maideen : " Eh dulu kan sukaa ( bebel apa tah ) "
Nadia : " Eee geli laa , jgn jgn , dia tuuu ( pukeeee ) , hahah "
Kkk Maideen : " ( trkejut ) Eh jahaattnya , hahha iya ke ? "
Nadia : " Yee , dia tu laki paling jahat di duniaaa , "
Kkk Maideen : " ( ketawa ketawa ) "

Sumpah nk matiiiiiiii
Hahahah
Semua aku ckp ni semua fakta yg btl

Abas

It hurtsssss

She doesn't have to be that bitchy
With every single fucking guy in form 3

I know
I cant blame herrrr
Its her natural being
GEDIK

Tak sukaaaaaaa

She was like pushing him aside to the wall
And started pinching him evrywhre
I know it sounds dirty
But you have to looooooooook at her
Slutttty much


Geram
SABABI -_-

Ok fineee-h

"Uzzfrabaaa Uzfrabaaa"

Desperate Much ?

S : Tkdee , masa hari tu , J dtg kat I tnya F ada kacau I tak dulu masa February , pastu I ckp la ada sbb bln April pn dia dah bg present apa semua kannn , pastu I tnya la "Kenapa ?" , pastu J ckp "Oh takk , F tu kata dia cpl dgn sorang prmpn ni bln Feb , then dia ckp baru break last week"

I : Tu lahh , kita mcm "Oh peliknyaa"

N : ( pandang elydia dgn muka 'EE' ) Ee , ada ke orang nk suka diaaaa ?

I : Tu lahh , Hakim semua kata yg prmpn tu hot laa

E : ( jealous sbb Hakim ckp hot ) Eee , ha'ah , kita dh tgk gmba diaa , dah la sexyyy gila , pakai baju nmpk pusat laa

A : Nmpk tetek ?

N : HAHAHA Eeee gelinyaaaaaa , nmpk sngt penipuan

S : Ish , tak baik laa hahah

U : Eleh S ni , konon baik plkkkk , hahaha

N : Eee tkde laa , dah la diorg kata sexy la lawa la , yg Izyan ni pn dh tknk dia , ni prmpn lawa , lg laaaaaaaaa hahah

E : Tu lahh , dah la R pn kacau prmpn tu kat myspace , lps tu A marah marah ckp prmpn tu dia pnya

N : EEE diorg rebut F la senanya en ? HAHAHA Gayyyyyyy

E : Tah kita rasa btl la , dia ambik gamba org lain dia bt myspc pastu hnta cmmnt kat diri sendiri

S : Kita tk berani tuduh laa haha

N : Haahah obviously , gelinya , pastu dah break , prmpn tu pnya account pn close ? LG AA OBVIOUS , tk pn dia blm jmpa lg F , haha jumpa jumpa terus pengsan terkejut -_-

E : Nnt kalau kwn kwn F semua nk jumpa prmpn tu en , pg rmh prmpn tu , tgk tgk F yg bkk pintu , pastu dia ckp prmpn tu ada kat dlm , pastu dia masuk dlm , dia pakai corset semua en , pakai lipstick hahaha

N : EE , suara dah boleh dahh


ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
Bnyk btl dosa hahahah

Homer Comel

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Homer (sung to the Flintstones song): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! ( hits tree )

Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

Burns: I suggest you leave immediately
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer your question, I don't know.

Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.

Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting?
Homer: Don't you think you're *under*reacting?
Lisa: This conversation is over.
Homer: This conversation is *under*.
Lisa: Goodbye.
Homer: *Bad*bye

Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.

Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'

Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Homer: Okay Marge, its your child against my child. The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore.

Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Homer: You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine!

Abe: That doll is EVIL, I tells ya. Evil! Eeeeeeviillll!!!
Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents.
Abe: I just want attention.

Homer: Hey boy! Wanna play catch?
Bart: No thanks dad.
Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.
Grandpa Simpson: I'll play catch with you!
Homer: Go home.

Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: ........Where are we going?

Marge: What on earth possessed you to get an earring?
Bart: Milhouse has one.
Marge: If Milhouse jumped off a cliff...
Bart: Milhouse jumped off a cliff? I'm there.
Homer: Get back here, boy. You're a disgrace to this family and its proud naval tradition.
Bart: Well, I'm keeping this earring and you can't stop me.
Homer: Oh ... I always thought Lisa would be the one to get her ears pierced.
Lisa: Can I?
Homer: No.

Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

Homer: Well crying isn't going to help. Now, you can sit there feeling sorry for yourself or you can eat can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food until your dog comes back, or you can go out there and find your dog.
Bart: You're right.
[Gets up and leaves]
Homer: Rats. I almost had him eating dog food.

Marge: Homer, you don't have to pray outloud.
Homer: But he's way the hell up there!

Homer: Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

I Wont Lie

When we were in primary school
We're stranger(s)

And Im innocent


HAHAHA


I never made friends when I was in stndrd 6
I dnt knwww

Those years
I keep evrythng to myself


This is wht I thinkkkk
When we're in stndrd 6


Ayiesha

Shesh , she was soo scary back then
And mcm gedik gila babi
Tak tipuu , satu class kot
Dah aa suka nyanyi and jerit jerit semua
Dgn Emma espc
Haha , and yg aku tak lupa
SUKA AZRIE DGN AFIQ
And when asked : "Suka afiq ke azrie?"
Unbelievably : "Tktau lah"
What an answer ? YOU WHORE
Hahaha bodoohhh


Elydia

Prmpn ni sumpah plg gedik
Aku plg tk suka dia dulu
Tak tipuu , haha
Otp dgn Farid pn "Syg I love youu"
Smpai dia mntk break pn tknk
Hahah , ni lg whore -_-
Dah la dulu suka mintak duit kat aku
Beggaaarrrrrrr (!)
Hahah , bodoh
Ingt lg doh , dia ckp Ndr nk curi Zulaikha la
And once , dia kutuk Anzes kat aku
For one whole fucking period


Fatihin

Ni pn scaryyyy
Aku selalu nk pggl Ndr frm 6U pn mcm
"Alaa , asal prmpn tu mcm nk mkn org jeee"
Hahah , she didnt even smile at me
: O How dare youuuuuu ,
Mcm nk tnya "Ndr ada tak ?" "Cikgu apa kat dlm ?" dr luar class pn mcm
Dia pndg , aku br nk tanya
Dia jeling hahahaha
Sumpah nk bunuhhhh


Amanda

Dia niii , gedik jgk
Haha gaduh dgn Elydia sbb Megat
Tak tipuuu , tu lawaak
Haha dah aa dulu suka pooh
Mcm mngade gilaa
Main pass-pass surat kat Megat
Haha serious gehdiiik
Duluu , dia kalau jeling mmg mengancam
Rasa mcm nk cungkil dia pnya mata tu
Hahaha


Nadira

Dia ok je ahh
Tp aku bknnya suka sngt dulu
Sama dgn M* tu
Hahaha
Dlm diary ( dulu poyo suka tulis ) aku kutuk kutuk dia
Hahahahah TAK TIPU
Semua panggil dia harimau
Kesiaaan , hahah
Dulu aku tak suka dia sbb dia suka nangis
HAHA



Diorang ah ni
Tp skrg semua mcm semakin babi dan bodoh
Hahah

Myspace

Ohmg haha
Serious menyedihkannnn

Bukak myspace punya page ;


Last login : 24th June

HAHAHAH

URL Myspace pn dh tkde kot kat laptop ni
Tak sangka haha

Kiss My Ass

HAHA
Fatihiiiiiiin

I can bake better than you do (!)


Elehhh
I can bake cookies
And chocolate cakes

Hah , you assholeeee !
Im not jealous at alll haha

P/S : Diam lah Ashwani ( Lesbooooh haha )

Ho

Le Gardenie 3 dah kluaaaaaaaa !
Hell yeah : O
We were screaming like hell when we saw it
Semua pandang haha

SUMPAHHHHHHHH
Tht guy was hotter than saba
I swear to god

HAH : O

As usual , we were walking our way to Ndr's place
And met this one guy at the lrt

Standing there
With an unknown uniform school badge
Carrying a topman bag

Dlm LRT mcm

Nadia : Koraaang , nk stay dlm lrt smpai Ampg tak ?
Nadira : Ha jom laa
Fatihin : ( muka nak sepak ) Hm ok , pg lah kita kena balik
Nadia & Nadira : Oh --------

* Next station : Pandan Indahhhh

Tht guy stood up
And we were like

Nadia : Oh tkpelah tkpayah stay smpai Ampg
Fatihin : Ha pglah kata tadi nk stayyy

Hahahah sumpah annyg dia tu
Turun laaa kan

And apparently , tht guy was heading completely the same way as we are
HE IS SO HOTTT
Buttocks hot
Sumpah bergayaaaaaa
Putih plkkkk , fuih

I was like " Nadira , kalau kita hari hari blk rmh awk blh tak ? "
Haha nightmare for her


I was raped
At Jynthi's
HAHAHAHAHAHA

1B / 2B / 3B ?

Tadi tgk gmba nadira
Memories from 2B


It looks fun
Real fun


Having all the psychopath girls in one class
Made it all chaotic

Yeaa , it was that fun


Looking back ,
When can we have it again ?

They can be stupider than your own nanny
And uglier than your maid

Haha but they're the best


: )

TBOF <3

68 Days

Hari yg sungguh patetek ,
Eh hari tarik tarik teteeeeekkk
Haha ok dah : \

Td ada scrabble 'competition' bg org org bodoh
Haha

Too many words - pening haha

Dah la Manoja , Taneshi tu semua main reka word suka hati bapak diorg je

"Eh 'woils' got aa ?"
"Sadis ?"
"Got or nottt ?"

Haha sumpah nak lempang
Sadis tu ayat bm ada ahh

Aku bg idea 'stud'
Manoja tahi babi tu ckp "Ehh , lame aaa"
Pastu dia dgn extra-lame-er nya pg taruk SAD
"LAGI LAME LA BODOOOOOOOOH"

Yg bodohnya
Darren bt apa tah
Titibe dia jerit "Shit !"
Cikgu pndang "Who's shitting ?"

Hahahahah

Hakim tu tak hbs hbs nk trade letter je
Pastu main tipu , pegi buang words yg dah ada kat papan tu
Sbb tkde space mcm nk himpit himpit sikit pn tkleh
Diorg semua plk tk perasan lngsng
Haha babi doh hakim


"He was soo hottttttttt"
Sunning burning

Td dia pakai spectacles - again
Bapaaaaak terbakaaar


Masa recess aku dgn Ayaa je
* curse Nadira curse Elydia curse Shahirah curse Izyan curse Amanda *
Hahaha

Sudd ;

A : Dia still ingt you're taken ?
N : Hehehehe
A : ( Mumble apa tah )
N : Whaaaaaat ? Bia lahhh haha

I am taken
Secretly (*)


Balik tuu
Rasa cupcakes Fatihin yg dia buat
KONONNYA hahahaha
It was supposed to be Amanda's present
Tp dia tk dtg
Haha
Pity her

It was fairly , good
Aku saja buat mukaa masa rasa
HAHAHA
Curse dia punya icing
Lekat lekat kat braces
Memalukan haha